Ferris

The act of seriously injuring one’s self whilst warming up to play sport. Usually the injury is sustained in the most pathetic way possible.

To have a day off from work or school, either by sickness, holiday or skiving.

From the 80's film, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

To be 'Ferris' is;

To be the president of the world.
To be GREEN.
To put weights before mates.
To drink without a straw and eat your hamburger AFTER you eat your fries.
To bench a black hole.
To be huge.
To believe that weight and size is good.
To roam.
To have smaller arms than Mark.

A male who is completely aware of his sexual prowess and uses this to constantly remind his friends of his superiority in attempts to lower their morale to create for him less competition and therefore more opportunity for himself to acquire attention from females eventually leading to sexual intercourse.

Ferris as in Ferris Bueller; descriptive pet name; describes essential temperament of said individual in six letters thanks to iconic movie. Always ready to explore and enjoy his world; always knows the quickest way home.

The act of ejaculation

An abnormally large, sweet and sincere kitty who loves a good butt rub.